Relatable Absurdity
Everyday life pushed just past the point of logic—like staring at a cow and thinking, “I’m gonna tug whatever’s down there.” Expect surreal spins on the totally normal.
The Ivory Soap Incident: When Your Cleaning Product Becomes a Microwave-Based Existential Crisis
Let’s get one thing straight: microwaving Ivory soap isn’t a “hack.” It’s not a “life tip.” It’s not even a slightly smarter version of...
Or: How to Make Noise Without Actually Saying Anything ImportantLet's face it, folks—we're a species that has mastered fire, split the atom, and invented...
WHO THE FUCK MADE THE LIST OF BAD WORDS?
Let me get this straight: someone, somewhere, sat down at a mahogany desk, sipped a single malt scotch, and declared "Thou shalt not say...
By Dr. "I Have a PhD in This" McPhD, Professor of Unnecessary But Fascinating ResearchLet me guess. You've been told that a cartoonist named...
The “Butt Cream” Facelift: Why Your Face Deserves Better Than Your Hemorrhoid’s Secret Weapon
Let’s cut to the chase. You’ve seen the hack. You’ve watched the TikTok. You’ve stood in the pharmacy aisle, looking between the $100 retinol...
By Philbeth Satire, Professional Overthinker and Part-Time Meme ConnoisseurBREAKING: SCIENTISTS WASTE 437 PAGES TO PROVE WHAT MY GRANDMA KNEW IN 1972Let me start with...
The Great Self-Tickle Conspiracy: Why Your Brain Hates Fun
We’ve all done it.Don’t lie to me. You’re sitting there, reading this, and you know exactly what I’m talking about. You’re in the shower,...
The Scientific Study That Will Make You Snort (And Possibly Fart)Look, I get it. You've seen the memes. You've heard the "health gurus" on...
A Deeply Unnecessary Investigation Into the Filth Quietly Judging Your LifeYou know the scene. It’s a Tuesday afternoon. A single, heroic sunbeam slices through...
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