Pop-Culture Parodies
iral memes, blockbuster flops and TikTok fever dreams get roasted until they beg for mercy. If it’s trending, we’re twisting it into satirical origami.
WHO THE FUCK MADE THE LIST OF BAD WORDS?
Let me get this straight: someone, somewhere, sat down at a mahogany desk, sipped a single malt scotch, and declared "Thou shalt not say...
By Dr. "I Have a PhD in This" McPhD, Professor of Unnecessary But Fascinating ResearchLet me guess. You've been told that a cartoonist named...
THE TIME AUSTRALIA LOST A WAR TO CHICKENS (AND IT WASN’T EVEN CLOSE)
A Tactical Breakdown of the Greatest Military Disaster You’ve Never Heard OfListen, we need to talk. History is full of disasters. Napoleon in Russia....
The “Butt Cream” Facelift: Why Your Face Deserves Better Than Your Hemorrhoid’s Secret Weapon
Let’s cut to the chase. You’ve seen the hack. You’ve watched the TikTok. You’ve stood in the pharmacy aisle, looking between the $100 retinol...
By Philbeth Satire, Professional Overthinker and Part-Time Meme ConnoisseurBREAKING: SCIENTISTS WASTE 437 PAGES TO PROVE WHAT MY GRANDMA KNEW IN 1972Let me start with...
The Scientific Study That Will Make You Snort (And Possibly Fart)Look, I get it. You've seen the memes. You've heard the "health gurus" on...
Does the 5-Second Rule Actually Work?
A Scientific Investigation (That You'll Believe Because I Have a Fancy Lab Coat)Let me just start by saying: I dropped my $8 artisanal sourdough...
The Great Spider-in-Your-Mouth Lie
How a Made-Up Fact About Arachnid Oral Sex Became the Internet's Favorite Bedtime StoryYou’re lying in bed. It’s dark. You’re about to cross the...
How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Tootsie‑Pop?
You’ve probably heard the orange‑tongued kid in the 1970s commercial ask, “How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie‑Roll center?” He...
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