Everyday Mishaps
Stubbed toes, rogue Tupperware lids, and the eternal “does farting burn calories?” question—minor disasters inflated to comedy balloons you can’t help but pop.
The Great Clock Conspiracy: Are Your Hands Secretly Sabotaging Your Timepiece?
Or: How I Wasted 37 Hours Proving That 6 AM to 12 PM is the Most Dramatic Time of DayBy Professor Horatio Timepiece, PhD...
WHO THE FUCK MADE THE LIST OF BAD WORDS?
Let me get this straight: someone, somewhere, sat down at a mahogany desk, sipped a single malt scotch, and declared "Thou shalt not say...
The Great Self-Tickle Conspiracy: Why Your Brain Hates Fun
We’ve all done it.Don’t lie to me. You’re sitting there, reading this, and you know exactly what I’m talking about. You’re in the shower,...
Does the 5-Second Rule Actually Work?
A Scientific Investigation (That You'll Believe Because I Have a Fancy Lab Coat)Let me just start by saying: I dropped my $8 artisanal sourdough...
A Deeply Unnecessary Investigation Into the Filth Quietly Judging Your LifeYou know the scene. It’s a Tuesday afternoon. A single, heroic sunbeam slices through...
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